’Twas the Night Before Christmas (Nugable Remix)

24 12 2009

’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the hizzle
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Meatwhistle.
The booties were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Dane soon would be there.

The grommets were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of six-foot peaks danced in their heads.
And mamma in her Uggs, and I in my slaps,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a focker,
Tore open the shutters and threw up a shaka.

The moon on the breast of the oncoming swell
Gave the lustre of mid-day to offshores from hell.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny queers.

With a little old fish, so lively and sane,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Dane.
More rapid than Fannings his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

“Now Mailman! now, Mike! now, Mark and Shamus!
On, Bagel! On, Lazer®! on, on Trauzersnake and Blasphemous!
To the top of the lip! to the top of the wall!
Now punt away! Punt away! Punt away all!”




8 responses

24 12 2009

Man that lit degree from Ice University really was well earned.

Nice effort Senor Nug.

24 12 2009

I forgot to include my gift to all you…

For those of you who have tasted Australia, this may seem rhetorical, but amidst the great surf and fun parties lies a generosity unequalled amongst developed countries.


Your welcome.

24 12 2009

Classic. Although I can’t believe I did not get a mention?
Merry Christmas to all you assholes.


25 12 2009

Great stuff Nug!! LMFAO. Love that photo too! Merry x-mas, bro.

25 12 2009

Nug! That was a bit of allright.Sober up mi amigos it is going to be a good run of good surf for the forseeable future.Thats why I live where I do and when you have put in your time you score BIG TIME like last monday. Good luck to those that earned it!

26 12 2009

How can Dane be a saint whne he is god?

27 12 2009
Merry Corpo Christmas

Christmas Question: Does the ZQK Corpo Top 5 make more money than their Top 5 sponsored surfers?

Fiscal 2010 Base Salaries
On December 15, 2009, the Compensation Committee of the Board of Directors of
Quiksilver, Inc. (the “Company”) approved new annual base salaries (effective as of November 1, 2009) for certain of the Company’s executive officers. These salary increases follow reductions to the base salaries of Mr. McKnight,
Mr. Exon and Mr. Agnes in February 2008 and January 2009 and of Mr. Scirocco in February 2008. The following table sets forth the annual base salary levels of the Company’s executive officers for fiscal 2010 and fiscal 2009:

Name and Position Fiscal Year Base Salary

Robert B. McKnight, Jr., 2010 $ 1,000,000
Chief Executive Officer and President 2009 $ 903,000
Joseph Scirocco, 2010 $ 550,000
Chief Financial Officer 2009 $ 550,000
Charles S. Exon, 2010 $ 500,000
Chief Administrative Officer, Sec. & General Counsel 2009 $ 404,000
Pierre Agnes, (1) 2010 $ 475,000
President – Quiksilver Europe 2009 $ 419,000
Craig Stevenson, 2010 $ 475,000
President – Quiksilver Americas 2009 $ 400,000

(1) Mr. Agnes’s base salary is paid in euros, but has been translated into U.S. dollars at an exchange rate of 1.30 dollars per euro for purposes of this disclosure.

28 12 2009

I miss “Loving Jewish Couple”

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