One Minute in Heaven

11 11 2009

This is the barrel that won the Surfer Poll. It is Cory Lopez at “that Africa left” in 5’5″ x 19 1/4 Redux. You have most likely seen it. It deserves another look. And another. Thank you sir, may I have another?

I’ve had sexual experiences shorter than this.

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21 responses

11 11 2009
Jay

Sick. Hey, I heard Still Filthy is up for an Oscar this year. Is that true?

11 11 2009
Mike

How do you come back here from a trip like that? I don’t get how these “pros” come home to shit after such a score.

Dane Reynolds lost early at either Snapper or Teahupoo, can’t remember, but I remember watching his heat and seeing him virtually the next day at shitty dredge. Why would he come home?

I got into so much trouble as a young man for open ended surf trips…. and I had to pay. I’d always look at the return ticket and think, fuck I have to go home.

Nice job Nug pulling 40 odd comments to Jed Smith…

11 11 2009
Mike

Well Loookeeeee here, it seems our esteemed moderator has joined the ranks of those pimping a gay alternative to mainstream surf reporting.

When I suggested an edgier approach, SN, I had no vision that this is where you guys would take it. And why would you mimic the style of Jed, Chas, Derek, GT, and Matt George (historically)? Is being out the new “IN”? Wow, didn’t see this trend coming.

As disappointed that you’ve fallen into lock step with your fashion focused generation, I’m equally mystified why you can’t be gay with your own style.

Maybe the premature ejaculation you alluded to above would be solved by having sex somewhere other than a public mens room… obviously too overwhelming for you to beat a Corey tube time, no matter how long.

Read it and weep boys, the Nug has left the closet….

http://likebitchin.com/2009/11/a-fantastic-man/comment-page-1/#comment-7864

Maybe now he can “share” a chick with Paul Fisher… crossing swords being the obligatory accident.

11 11 2009
Mike

Voice of Reality deserves a Pulitzer.

11 11 2009
Jay

The only thing coming out of Nug’s closet is sticky and green. To each his own is his motto. Besides, if he were gay he would write about MMA, not surfing.

11 11 2009
trauzersnake

Voice of Reality=Cumdumpster

11 11 2009
Mike

come on now Chris, you don’t mean that….

11 11 2009
trauzersnake

Yes I do. Well, maybe not. But it sure is a hell of a lot of fun to use ‘cumdumpster’ again.

11 11 2009
Mike

It is your signature brother, keep slingin…..

11 11 2009
Joe Shmo

The wave is the star in this film. A barrel like that, that is the star. I or anyone can get a 1 minute barel at this place.

11 11 2009
The Nug

Yes, Joe Schmo. Correct. Even “Flower Mike” could get a barrel there.

11 11 2009
m

I got a barrel like that at T-street two days ago

11 11 2009
trauzersnake

I’ve had sexual experiences shorter than most barrels in Oceanside.

11 11 2009
Blasphemy Rottmouth

Most of my sexual experiences end when the body goes cold. Either that, or the blister on my hand pops.

11 11 2009
Howard

VOR & Mike,

Surf babble like most things is entertaining for about 15 minutes.

On the other hand Homoeroticism, hot chicks, fart jokes, queefs, penis size, and premature ejaculation has entertained people for 25 years and put a billion in my account…. some things never change.

Hey BR…. are we related? — who’s your Daddy?

11 11 2009
Mike

Yeah Howard, I concur, but this latest trend of androgynous surf fashion reporting is contagious. Worse yet, it’s better than Surfer, Surfing or TWS. Just surprised that this element finally found a voice….. of reality.

11 11 2009
Elwood

Trauzerstain….. “I’ve had sexual experiences shorter than most barrels in Oceanside.”…. LMFAO.

Hate to admit I’m right there with ya.

11 11 2009
trauzersnake

@elwood…hopefully the tragedy is in the brevity of the sexual experiences as opposed to the barrels…although they are relatively short, they’re usually sweet…when they come. Anyway…LMFAO!!!

11 11 2009
stu

fuck, I come over here only to find this? There is no God…

11 11 2009
trauzersnake

Anyone know where to find the Carrie Prejean sex tape…Hmmmmmmm??

13 11 2009
mark

My friend Jay from Marin surfs this place whenever it breaks, which is rare. He said the pro’s came and promised no major media exploitation. Just like Obama said he would post major bills on the internet for 72 hours before voting on them. We live in a world full of liars.

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