The Roundup: Surf Premieres, Kai Neville, Jordy Smith, JOB, Follow the Light, Pipeline, Steamer Lane and the Drifter

6 11 2009

Follow The Light

The Roundup is a compilation of recommended clicks this week in the world of surfing. If you have any suggestions, links, tips or just want to call me an asshole, email me at nugable@gmail.com

It will change everything. The Modern Collective world premiere invaded Les Deux in Hollywood. Chas Smith was there. (Stab Magazine)

Larry “Flame” Moore’s Follow the Light Foundation announced its winners. Ray Collins of Australia (his photo above) was the winner. (Follow the Light)

Blood, barrels and burning ASP rulebooks. The new Who is J.O.B. trailer. (SurfLies)

A Dane Reynolds’ air in super slo mo may be better than Bo Derek running down the beach in 10. (Surfing Stoke)

The Eastern Surfing Association tells Surfing America to stick it where the PacSun don’t shine. (Transworld Biz)

Early season Pipeline proves everything is right in the world. Warning. Mute your speakers. (In Surf News)

An in-depth review of the Rob Machado vehicle The Drifter. (meSurf)

Break out the Budweiser white cans. The O’Neill Coldwater Classic is live at the Lane in Santa Cruz. (O’Neill)

He wears boardshorts while not surfing. He wears surf branded singlets, not-oversized-enough surf branded sunglasses and hats. He throws double shakas. He is David Mailman. (Likebitchin)

Quiksilver fired 125 workers. The Iraqi Quiksilver Minister of Information says it’s a good thing. (Boardistan)

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6 11 2009
Mark

I have some clicks for you Nug

I hear Mike has been hired by the Huffington Post as a contributing writer and also the Rachel Maddow show as a part time commentator. Good job buddy! Now you can be exposed to a bunch of like minded people who give a flying fuck about your radical left wing nut case theories. Unlike all of us that don’t.

And what is up with the ressurection of Blashemy Rottmouth? Do you get off on the continued adulation of a bunch of cyber geeks on an obscure surfing website? I can picture B.R. past midnight glued to the screen while reading Trausersnakes praises for the seventh time and ferociously fist pumping his vienna sausage with one hand while wistfully caressing his shriveled raisin testicles with the other.

Dude!!! You are a big time writer in Hollywood! Right? Or was that a lie? How about your wife? Does she really make big money? Or was that bullshit too?

Anyway I do give credit to the Nug. You have stepped for our star quarterback and performed admirably under pressure yet I would still have to give you a fairly low passer rating. At least for now. Hopefully you can stand and deliver something truly special between now and Joel Parkinsons triumphant victory at the 2009 Pipeline Masters in 10 to 12 foot second reef bluebirds.

See you at the Lane this weekend!

6 11 2009
6 11 2009
Taj's Burro

Not so fast, Markie Mark..

The odds, straight off of Sportingbet dot com au.

Straight

Mick Fanning [AUS]
1.27

Joel Parkinson [AUS]
3.50

6 11 2009
The Nug

@Mark I have two very special interviews lined up for next week. One of them is finished. It will be the best surf interview in Nugable’s short history.

Those odds are whack. Joel is a lock. Bet the the House, the car and the Children.

Anyone have more info on the Modern Collective at UC Irvine tonight?

6 11 2009
Blasphemy Rottmouth

Hello Mark.

It is good to have you back where you belong; in the middle of our circle jerk, receiving our precious payloads on that cleanly shaven face of yours. I don’t mean that to be mean, vicious, or crude… but that’s just the type of person I am, so that’s the way it comes out.

I am, in fact, so famous I have to use this silly moniker to keep my anonymity. Thankfully, my overwhelming success as a D-list horror and sci-fi writer has afforded me the ability to sit around in Homer Simpson boxers while drinking boxed wine out of a Dixie cup as Trauzersnake verbally fellates my half-assed comments. It is an honor I do not take lightly.

@Nugs,

I giddily await those interviews with masturbated breath.

I’m heading for Mammoth this evening, so you all have a nice weekend.

6 11 2009
Mike

Thank Mark’s God that Mark came back to the fold in rare form, we need a target… considering the love nest Blasphemy, trauzer and some other bottom have made of the last post, a little acrimony spices up this dish.

Let it fly Nug, though you’ll have a hard time beating Methodism with any interview.

6 11 2009
SGT. Cock

MARK…GODDAMMIT, WHAT IN THE HELL CAN I SAY, EXCEPT THAT YOU ARE ONE OUTSTANDING AMERICAN!!..,HELL, I’M GETTING ALL WARM AND FUZZY IN My PANtS..IMEAN INSIDE…IT’S LIKE THE GODDAMN TALIBAN RAGHEADS REGROUPING!!!!…YOU STILL IN O’SIDE MAGGOT??!!

JUST ONE ITEM…AND THIS IS A DIRECT ORDER!!!…DO NOT..I REPEAT…DO NOT REVEAL OuR POSITION TO THAT HUMAN TURD BVB AT ALL COSTS!!!!

THAT IS ALL.

6 11 2009
SGT. Cock

AND ANOTHER THING!!!….DAVE MAILMAN IS A FUCKING A-NUMBER ONE HERO IN THE FIRST DEGREE!!!

THAT IS ALL.

7 11 2009
SmurnaJeff

@ Mark

Great to have you back bro. Good luck today with L.S.U. today!

8 11 2009
Dave Mailman

Thanks SGT.!

Hey Nug, Matty is headed back to your neck of the woods. Give him some shit. He was in Peniche for the comp, and slept through the BIG day with a wicked hangover. Classic!

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