For Your Viewing Pleasure: Julian Wilson

25 09 2009

The following webisode is a snippet of the yet-to-be-released Scratching the Surface. It’s an Irons Brothers production featuring Julian Wilson as the protagonist with a little Dane, Dusty and Taj thrown in for good measure. Today I’m licking Julian’s stamp and mailing it in. Wait, that didn’t come out right. Enjoy the weekend you bastards. And get in the water.–Nug

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35 responses

25 09 2009
Jeff

The dude in the banana hammock smoking a cigarette is awesome. They should have featured him more.

25 09 2009
Mike

Looks like it’s going to be a good film.

25 09 2009
Jay

You really did mail it in today. Wasn’t so impressed with Dude Cruise. This Irons film may be much better. Quik seems to always scoop up the best surfers. Kelly, Dane, Julian.

25 09 2009
Mike

Fuck, how lame is Dude cruise anyway for a name…..

Castro district driveby or West Hollywood gridlock.

Same duo who got fleeced on penny stocks, so not too surprised.

26 09 2009
Blasphemy Rottmouth

It’s okay Nug, all the kids today refer to analingus as ‘licking stamps.’

We are not here to judge.

26 09 2009
Blasphemy Rottmouth

@Mike (from the previous thread)

I will not, and cannot, condone any commentary on a website run by a corporate entity. I thought you, of all people, would understand that. But I was wrong. However, I have read that blog-site-thingy and have concluded that my efforts are best suited elsewhere for the time being. No big dig on the blokes o’er yonder… it just bores my fingers.

On a side note, I do think Marvin Gay, Marv Albert, Ulyses S., and You Gene – Me Mick are hilarious…

… if I don’t say so myself.

26 09 2009
Blasphemy Rottmouth

Julien’s good. Possibly great –and to see him on tour next year will make my loins quake. Yo, that rhymed… like Julien’s receding hairline.

Wurd up my Aboriginals.

26 09 2009
Blasphemy Rottmouth

Oh my goodness… Julien’s going BALD!!!!! Hahaha!!!! OMG!

Okay, so, what a loser – right??. I mean, he’s clearly losing his hair. The follicles are… falling… emmmm… okay.

*gains self composure*

I bet he’s bald within three years, AND has a scar on his scalp that identifies him as a Class A cocksucker… much like the scar that identifies Damien as the Antichrist.

26 09 2009
bone an raized

sup wit all dis crap bout JW,s hair line?
if yur not loosin hair yur not chargin hard enough!
of course i’m speakin from experience.

26 09 2009
Mike

Point made Blasph…. at least they don’t edit, but you’re right, fuck the commerce. Back on track and angry as all fuck.

Or not.

26 09 2009
m

fuck all yall AI blows it up

26 09 2009
m

first off, I hate all of you guys. now im going to watch a surf movie in blue ray. Its called “the puruit”. Im sure it will suck.

26 09 2009
m

dede is baddass

26 09 2009
Blasphemy Rottmouth

I agree ‘M’.

‘Dede’ will ‘puruit’ this heat against Dane and it will suck. And AI blows it up, for sure, .1% style.

26 09 2009
Blasphemy Rottmouth

Quiksilver events, as long as they maintain their stranglehold on the event, should be commentated by Mailman and Pete Mel. End of story.

Kline and Blakey are as stale as a Bob McKnight fart after a meal of rice cakes and organic cabbage.

26 09 2009
m

nugget? bullshit AI is the best surfer.

26 09 2009
m

mason ho, south shore kid is going to do well.

26 09 2009
Blasphemy Rottmouth

Todd Kline is terrible. I have to other words to describe his commentary.

26 09 2009
m

br until you have paddled out (at queeens) and had everyone tell u your a kook then you dont know shit

26 09 2009
Blasphemy Rottmouth

Lmfao.

Dane vs. Bede.

I would like the same crack the judges are smoking. Anyone here know who their dealer is??

27 09 2009
m

bede would smoke dane on reef

27 09 2009
m

my battery is running out! JUST remember I hate u fuckers

27 09 2009
Blasphemy Rottmouth

Are any of you mutherfucker’s watching this bullshit in France??

27 09 2009
m

nope.

27 09 2009
Blasphemy Rottmouth

@M

Just move your mom’s taint hair to the left hand side and you’ll have a first-hand view, brother.

27 09 2009
m

im there france, and i can here dino!!!!!!!!!

27 09 2009
KevNYC

Agree with BR on the Dane/Bede matchup. Dane was underscored on both waves despite nicely landing airs. Bede just does a few hacks and that’s it. WTF?

Didn’t see it yet, but Slater’s 17+ would have beaten anyone else but Tiago. What happened there?

In any case, the title race will have tightened up even more which is good news.

27 09 2009
Mike

Deteriorating waves, honeys on the beach, Euro’s claiming 5 point rides, ridiculous over scoring of shit, Dane flames out against a smarter (perfunctory) opponent and Lookeee Here Nug and Rasphemy Blottonmouth…… Mick Fanning wins.

May the whining begin.

27 09 2009
Blasphemy Rottmouth

Smart Surfing = Boring Surfing

3 to the beach is alive and well…

27 09 2009
Blasphemy Rottmouth

@Mike,

Well, I really don’t like to whine about something so blatantly obvious. Ripping on the current judging criteria, the way the judgment’s are dispensed in the form of scoring, and those that surf like the ASP’s sheep is like picking on retards. Which is right in my wheelhouse.

The way I see it, you can keep jerking off to Kathy Bates, or enjoy a nude Jessica Alba being splayed in the room next door.

If you would like to celebrate statist conservatism in the form of Mick-Bede-BMart etc… then that’s fine. You’ll probably get Mick as your champ at the end of the year, so you should be giddy. I didn’t stay up for Mick’s heat and only watched Bede because Dane was in it. I did watch the lowlights though. Bottom line, Mick and Bede surf like the ocean will turn into liquid magma if they fall off. If that’s smart surfing, then just give them a shared Championship at the end of every year. This would spare us the trouble of having to watch their heats. And they need the accolades now anyway, since no one will remember anything they contributed to the sport twenty years from now.

Unfortunately, there is no point in waiting for the new guard unless there is a new tour that will accommodate their progress. It’s like Nader trying to run for the presidential nomination as a Republican. Oh well.

This just gives me a longer period to sit back and make fun of the retards.

28 09 2009
ross

Anybody still here? I’ve been waiting (no time) to comment on the farce of judging in France. First, as mentioned above, Dane was robbed (perhaps payback for Trestles as Bede was robbed there) big time. 3 to the beach has life! WAy to go ASP judges!

Bobby Martinez lost to a guy who claims his soft rail catching turns to the delight of a deluded local crowd. Even though Bobby was fast and launched a big alley oop for which he was underscored he was deemed the loser because the judges allowed themselves to be swayed by the local crowed.

Hopefully this was the nail in the coffin for the tour and the “Rebel Tour” will come to be realized.

28 09 2009
Mike

Hey Blasph, remember Parsons in the day? Soft positional “hits” with no risk… tapping the lip. At one point, he surfed a safe second to Curren at Burleigh and everyone in my neighborhood thought that we surfed better.

Meanwhile this kid named Dino was blowing up, but couldn’t get the contest regime together. While we ignored Parsons, everyone stopped to watch Dino.

Fast forward too many years and a continuity exists…. Dane is raw and exciting. But despite your opinion, I can’t put Fanning in the Parson’s role. He is asked to surf heats in junk surf and lives up to that challenge, hardly 3 to the beach formulaic. His hits are sick.

I’m as bored as everyone else and didn’t consider myself a Mick “fan”, but it seems as if I’m defending his victories…. and it doesn’t feel right. I’ve been hoping KIng Kelly reincarnates and I don’t miss a Dane heat, but I think putting fanning in a “Damien Hardman Box” isn’t warranted.

Equally fascinating is Danes eclipse of Joel’s title.

After driving around all morning looking for the “swell”, I return home to the same arguement. Hopefully, we all get a good winter running and none of this will mean shit.

28 09 2009
Mike

BTW…. I wasn’t slagging Parsons, he reinvented himself as tow guy and kudos are deserved for the niche that found his currrent relevancy.

28 09 2009
trauzersnake

White Lightning will win title no. 2. You heard it here first!

28 09 2009
trauzersnake

….not that i really give a rat’s ass!!

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